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03/Jul/2007 8:38AM
Shark Tank: He probably just scanned it

It's time to replace a wide-format scanner/printer that's been serving this city government office for many years, says a pilot fish in charge of the transition.

"It has lived well past its useful life, and we're replacing it with a new, faster machine," fish says.

And to make sure the transition goes smoothly, fish prepares an e-mail to send to the heads of all departments that used the old machine. The message tells them that the new equipment is coming in, the date it's arriving, the time installation will begin, the time training will begin and class size limits for training.

Oh, and that additional training sessions will be added based on each department submitting a list of personnel to be trained.

Reports fish: "One department head received the e-mail and asked the following questions:

"What date is the equipment scheduled to be installed?"

"When will training begin?"

"Is there a limit on how many people he can send for training?"

"Will there be additional training offered if the class size is too big?"

"I re-sent the original e-mail and told him to read it again."

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03/Jul/2007 8:38AM
It's time to replace a wide-format scanner/printer that's been serving this city government office for many years, says a pilot fish in charge of the transition. &quot;It has lived well past its useful life, and we're replacing it with a new, faster machine,&quot; fish says. And to make sure the transition goes smoothly, fish prepares an e-mail to send to the heads of all departments that used the old machine. The message tells them that the new equipment is coming in, the date it's arriving, the time installation will begin, the time training will begin and class size limits for training.

03/Jul/2007 8:38AM
It's time to replace a wide-format scanner/printer that's been serving this city government office for many years, says a pilot fish in charge of the transition. &quot;It has lived well past its useful life, and we're replacing it with a new, faster machine,&quot; fish says. And to make sure the transition goes smoothly, fish prepares an e-mail to send to the heads of all departments that used the old machine. The message tells them that the new equipment is coming in, the date it's arriving, the time installation will begin, the time training will begin and class size limits for training.

02/Jul/2007 9:55AM
Demand for IT security professionals is approaching levels not seen in the last five years, according to research by Foote Partners. Some boutique consulting firms are already&nbsp;seeing&nbsp;shortages of security personnel, because of the high demand.Bucking a year-long trend in declining pay for IT certifications, security certifications compensation increased nearly 2% over the past six months ending April 1 according to survey research (33,800 US and Canadian participants) released by IT workforce research firm Foote Partners.&quot;This [demand] will continue to intensify into 2008. This is great news for IT security professionals and a strong incentive for IT workers who are pondering their careers long term,&quot; says CEO David Foote.

02/Jul/2007 9:55AM
Demand for IT security professionals is approaching levels not seen in the last five years, according to research by Foote Partners. Some boutique consulting firms are already&nbsp;seeing&nbsp;shortages of security personnel, because of the high demand.Bucking a year-long trend in declining pay for IT certifications, security certifications compensation increased nearly 2% over the past six months ending April 1, according to survey research (33,800 U.S. and Canadian participants) released by IT workforce research firm Foote Partners.&quot;This [demand] will continue to intensify into 2008. This is great news for IT security professionals and a strong incentive for IT workers who are pondering their careers long term,&quot; says CEO David Foote.

02/Jul/2007 9:55AM
Demand for IT security professionals is approaching levels not seen in the last five years, according to research by Foote Partners. Some boutique consulting firms are already&nbsp;seeing&nbsp;shortages of security personnel, because of the high demand.Bucking a year-long trend in declining pay for IT certifications, security certifications compensation increased nearly 2% over the past six months ending April 1, according to survey research (33,800 U.S. and Canadian participants) released by IT workforce research firm Foote Partners.&quot;This [demand] will continue to intensify into 2008. This is great news for IT security professionals and a strong incentive for IT workers who are pondering their careers long term,&quot; says CEO David Foote.

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