Baggy Gang Attire Also Acts As An Accomplice - The Get Away Parachute

Have you ever wondered why gang-bangers wear those big pants and they have to grab them when they start falling down? Well, the real reason that they started wearing them in the first place and the reason this fad got going is these shorts had a specific use. If a gang banger got into a chase in Chicago, Detroit, NYC or other high-rise downtown area, they could have the police chase them up the building and then merely jump off with their pants acting as a parachute.

Actually that is not the whole story, there really was a parachute hidden in their pants and this strategy worked for quite a while. Unfortunately, due to the dummying down of gang bangers many did not realize that it only worked when you had a real parachute tucked into your shorts between them and their boxers. Eventually, there were deaths of kids and new gang bangers who did not know this little secret.

Several gang-banger recruits were lost attempting to jump from police onto the streets below, making their final tagging mark on the sidewalks. It is amazing that this fad has reached epic proportions, but since everyone is wearing baggy shorts and global warming is coming which means they can wear them all year around.

Now the kids are getting fatter and able to hide their obesity and although they can no longer parachute away from police these kids might be able to float way. For instance a kid on a skateboard could easily go to lets say the LA River and float down away from police without worrying about drowning, then simply get out of the river and pull his skateboard out of his shorts and skate away. Brilliant!

L. Winslow is an Economic, Political and Technology Advisor to the Online Think Tank, a Futurist and retired entrepreneur http://www.worldthinktank.net Currently Mr. Winslow is planning a bicycle ride from Canada to Mexico and in Spring across the US from San Diego to Virginia Beach to raise money for charity. Previously he was a track star athlete, private pilot, involved in politics, community volunteerism and a Franchising Founder. Mr. Winslow has chosen 100 titles of Books he wishes to write and has completed ten thus far. The subjects include; Community Planning, Future Tech, Franchising, Small Business, and Third World Issues.